If a time traveler got out of his… Here and now He’d surely say “You cannot be serious” Because serious people

I’ve never believed in being proac… so instead of expecting the unexpe… I got the surprise of my life but found it altogether unexceptio…

One of the clearest differences be… Is that all of God’s rules Are written down in the Torah While the devil strictly relies on… This is because

If you lower the status of all mal… The high-status males will be aver… And the rest will be bottom feeder… Eating away at the foundation

In the past they randomly distributed blanks amongst the firing squad so that you’d never know if you were really executing enemy…

You can’t call timeout in soccer But you can fake an injury You can’t call timeout in life But you can fake yourself out By believing you’ve faked us all o…

Most people can get away with sweeping a few things under the ru… but when I started working at the… I couldn’t help noticing how the rugs looked like

All the advanced metrics say that A bird in the hand Is worth two in the bush But the burning bush advances the… That we are consumed by jealously…

Business or pleasure? Let’s get down to business and ple… This is also known as Dying happy

We don’t have to take care of our… But we have no choice God doesn’t have to be with us But He always is– The choice is ours

The biggest stumbling block in bel… that God is in control is further accepting that He put us in charge

When I was young we always said If you’re gonna be a bear be a grizzly bear! But now everyone’s become

You can watch my disappearing act as long as you’ve turned your back on the light allowing you to see a mere shadow of myself

I am going to delay early retirement until everyone is middle class

Kid, I’ve flown from one side of the galaxy to the other, I’ve seen a lot of strange stuff, but I’ve never seen anything to make me believe there’s a theory of mind controlling everythi...