This world’s highest praise– “Never change”- Is actually a curse Only God and His Torah are uncha… So that in our constant evolution

We’d all been taught As the temps got hot That all was for naught And that was our lot So, we’d cashed out and bought

As long as there have been people there have been people wearing mas… the difference now is that each mask comes with an entire cos…

I used to pretend that Kafka’s The Trial was my favorite book but these days I bring a courtroom stenographer with me

Hook-up apps have given intimacy all the allure of an oil change

Going home had come to feel like dining in a restaurant where the food is celebrated but the customers merely tolerated

There are neither good people nor normal people just people who are good at sticki…

I have a bad habit of predicting the future; it has kept me alive but only to fight another day And yes, my brain is pattern-seeki…

When I got my first honey-do list after the wedding I explained to my bride that I us… until I was bitten by one of the 5… that don’t make webs

There is a place Where children are to be seen And not heard Where all the children are raised To keep up appearances

When America was grouped by right… We could always meet in the middle… This was called democracy But those days are over With America divided into

The American far left lacks a unifying Great Leader because as a cult of narcissists each disparate member belongs to their own

Gracious me! Now that college Has become a finishing school There are no starter homes

Accustomed to the view from their… the rich had no idea they were fas… a very steep waterfall

At long last Today is the day I owe it all to you And I can only repay my debt By giving my all