Goodbye is not always goodbye In fact, it never is For while I may never see you aga… I’ll never unsee you
My life used to be An open book Now it’s an open state secret
This is going nowhere so, by all means let’s keep going
Wash, Rinse, Reinterpret
I put out a comedy album Side A was called Wins Side B was called Losses Only one side was funny
Almost every student prefers and l… But will almost always take the vi… Because those classes are always e…
Johnny Cash is going to Jackson; I have been to Jacksonville
A man without an enemy is like a vampire with a reflection
The free food programs during the pandemic were great So, to compensate people began to ration love
Each and every TikTok is a remake of the Zapruder film
I don’t know what being alone with your thoughts is like for you but for me it’s like I’m watching them
The duel with yourself is whether Your life will be a duel with God Or a duel against others This is the fight of your life And you have two hands
During the rodeo clown shortage nobody thought that the rodeo mime… but the mimes surprised everyone distracting the bulls by silently evoking the dignity
When you obey men They use it to control you When you obey God You use it to control yourself
Much of life is boring Which is also why Life is so funny
