In my third marriage I went all in on being present in the moment When she left she said that being with me

The digital clone born of your onl… Isn’t you, exactly But that leaves open the question… Who is the real you? This can be resolved by answering…

Some families hide the truth in pl… By laughing at it Although it gets confusing for a c… When the truth is a joke That can’t be told

I have an idea: I have no idea

War is hell, but be– ing conquered is hell on Earth which makes it much worse

Our civilization is like an egg– It can withstand enormous pressure at the top (for the obvious reasons) and bottom

Inevitably my spirit vegetable was rutabaga

It used to be that We could feed our souls By serving others Or feed our egos By serving ourselves

I know how it must sound– A two-year long two—week lockdown— But let me expound And dish the lowdown: What we fear’s a hoedown

If you pursue any vice long enough you’ll either become bored or addi… scratch that– you’ll either become bored and qui… or bored and addicted

The only thing Bigger than my ego Is God’s plan for me

When you have to be rich just to be middle class what do you have to do to be rich? That’s what they call a good quest… And since you have no choice

In all my years as warden I could never figure out how to co… with NFPA code 14.14.1.5.1- “Access to exits shall be marked b… readily visible signs in all cases…

Blood is thicker than water Unless it’s blood From a turnip

Your life, like everyone else’s will eventually accept death’s pro… and maybe it’s because from the moment you were born death has been saying yes to life