When we say something is infinite Say, the universe What we really mean Is that it is unfinished

The difference between Being asleep at the wheel And being asleep at the wheel Of a self-driving car Is that in the former

I risked loss And lost; I win

Evil is cruelty plus pleasure

As the enormous asteroid hurtled toward Earth I found myself working harder than ever

Rule #1- Where God says no, the devil says… And where the devil says no, God… Rule #2- If everybody knows the answers ahe…

Ours is a culture of low tolerance masquerading as a culture of low risk tolerance

It’s a sign of the times that No matter the path you take You will know you are finding God When first you become an embarrass… And only then receive

The only way to avoid giving the man who has everything more of the same is to give him nothing

Life is trying So Die trying

When the cat’s away the mice will be paralyzed by all the choices

When they locked down the third pl… (Houses of worship) And made the first two places (Home and work) Into one place

Both my parents were tall and I ended up a shrimp Not coincidentally, my diet has al… largely consisted of pink flamingo… though scientists insist that it’s…

It all clicked for me when I realized that Hebrew School Is a party school

Whenever people used to ask Why bother? I always had an answer at the read… Don’t bother Because it involves bothering othe…