The original version’s working title was The Giveth and Taketh Away Tree but Silverstein couldn’t get it published

They say seeing is believing but believing is doing so, logically, seeing is doing and I see what you’re doing so, I know what you believe

But you will always get a second chance to make a false impression

Jews learned the hard way That because God sanctions God also sanctions– In this lies their certainty about… Most other nations just know

I’m not at liberty to say exactly… Batman and Robin change their clo… while sliding down the Bat Poles but I can share that it involves a lot of Alfred’s band…

From where I was situated There was no room to maneuver In the situation room And everybody else found themselve… In the same situation

In all my dreams of flying my life has come

It takes talent to write a hit pie… but anyone can write a puff piece that in thirty years will read as a hit piece

With the sexual revolution as with all the other belief syste… what men take as an article of faith women have to wear

You wanted them all to yourself because they didn’t want anything to do with you and this is the sound of

The New Revised Standard Version… A frenemy of yours is a frenemy of… whereas the New King James Versi… The frenemy of my frenemy is my fr…

The arts say What can’t be said While agitprop tells us What can be said In a game of

There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and antisemitism

There’s equality And there’s e-quality You know the former when you see i… You know the latter when it sees y…

Past– I know what I want Therefore, I need someone to tell… so I can go ahead and do it Present–