You can’t call timeout in soccer But you can fake an injury You can’t call timeout in life But you can fake yourself out By believing you’ve faked us all o…

Somehow we evolved to love a challenge but hate a challenge to our thinking

The most useful secret agents Are those who don’t know the secre… That they are agents of warfare

I was waiting for my ship to come… But maybe I should have made like… And built a ship Especially since my neuroses all c… You’ve probably heard of them–

You know you must die and yet you must live You can never know if you’re right and yet you must choose So it’s not

Our surveillance state is uniquely American in that it is of the people by the people and for the people

You could say I tried stand-up but for the audience it was more like when the flight attendant demonstrates how to put on your own oxygen mask…

I’ve been running the numbers and the running joke that we’re running the show will keep everyone running in plac… until they all start running for t…

Individual psychology is formed by… to lead the group into competition and it is only through the struggle between groups that the individual experiences

Leave children to their own device… And they will say Let’s play Give kids devices And they’ll say

God took the risk of betting on us Because He made us to embrace ris… God is betting that we pass our on… What are you willing to risk your… a. Everything

You’ll know whether you’re there to make things better or to make yourself feel better by how you react when you’re told you can do better

Motion picture this: You can take it to the bank But you never know Since there could be a run on the… Or you can give it to God

First they promised us belonging Afterwards they clarified that they meant You belong to us

Life itself is depthless As in shallow and superficial Life and death are depthless As in unfathomably deep