A materialist looks around at ever… It’s all an accident His friend, the believer, adds his… It was an accident waiting to happ… The materialist and the believer a…

The worst-case scenario comes true when enough people believe it’s the best case scenario

Wittgenstein let the fly out of the bottle but western philosophy was soon back on the bottle

The AI arms race will be won By a people who learn how to bend… To the will of the people This can only be done by a people Who have learned (and remembered)…

Failure to pay the narcissistic wa… results in a fit of rage that cannot be assuaged short of an all against all rampag…

It was only once I became Observant That I became Observant

Note that the male tes– tes are exactly the size of small potatoes

The prevailing mood was that of a nuclear submarine having failed to deter Armageddon

After you’ve uploaded everything t… and run the lot of it through the… be sure to recycle, but keep a lit… perhaps in a locket around your ne… or, if you go in for irony,

In sci-fi movies They predict future crimes Arresting the accused Before they can start Much less finish

Some people say They were born too late; I was almost born too soon But then along came the internet Just in time to stop time–

It turns out that the afterlife is only as long as you can keep the exit interview go…

Whereas Stanford decided to make its mascot a tree my wife is a decision tree and I am her mascot even though I couldn’t get into S…

I put out a comedy album Side A was called Wins Side B was called Losses Only one side was funny

Where my father’s faith led him to wear a clerical collar I struggle with faith much as I do with ring around the…