The pleasure in a magic show is wondering how the magician did it

“The human body generates more bio…

At this late juncture All eating is competitive eating But in the world to come All competition will be An excuse for a feast

The only way to avoid giving the man who has everything more of the same is to give him nothing

Thinking that the purpose of life… things looked good enough on the s… to believe that my life was 24-karat gold Who knew that the purpose of beaut…

It feels like I’m writ– ing an unauthorized au– tobiography

Living well Means accepting risk Living hell Is risk-free

God isn’t dead which is another way of saying God isn’t unemployed and still has the same job just with a new job description

For twenty years people kept insis… that there was an elephant in the… but I just didn’t see it And then I realized I was the elephant

We’ve all learned to speak interne… Rendering us one people divided By a common language Of zeros and ones Convinced we’ve broken the code

We already had the unconscious– A vast mechanism to shield us from… And it is so vast Because we are so very wrong But now, with the internet

A man without an enemy is like a vampire with a reflection

Why bother keeping score when death assures that things always end in a tie Soon you’ll be able to get rid of death

Given a choice I’d rather open a restau– rant than my marriage

If we’re to believe the internet a hero’s journey consists of a hero who goes on an adventure, is victorious in a decisive crisis… and comes home changed or transfor…