On planet Earth there are natural… Anything you do comes with natural… On Google Earth there are no limi… You can do anything you want But anything you do
Steely Dan sings “I don’t wanna do your dirty work… again and again only once intoning “I foresee terrible trouble
I thought the Protestant work eth… I saw all the lazy rivers in peopl… until I noticed they were each swi… against the current
Desire is Putting all of your eggs in one ba… Wisdom is Understanding that there is only o…
The older I get the less I pause for effect This is because the clock is ticking and I’d rather not waste my time
It all clicked for me when I realized that Hebrew School Is a party school
Like the distended sleeve On the fake Gordon Gartrell Denise made for Theo A giraffe’s long neck Reveals it as
You can’t quite see it but Moe also pokes Curly right in his third eye
My shampoo is nine– ty nine percent natural, as if that were enough
An ego Without a body Is a ghost And we are All of us
I believe in the great man theory of history because the good man theory of history is so obviously false
AI didn’t write this poem; it wrote the algorithm that decided whether or not you would read it
The pleasure of a new discovery is only exceeded by the satisfaction of making a recommendation
When the doyennes of progressive a… “From the river to the sea is an a… human rights, and peaceful coexist… Bernard-Henri Levy helpfully tran… “‘From the river to the sea’, whic…
We believe that God is being because it’s our only way to access God as meaning
