My wife is R2-D2 Which, of course Makes me C-3PO She is constantly getting us into… In order to save us from ourselves

Thanks to QR codes you can sign-in without your signature much as for some time now your phone has enabled you

Pressure is wanting it for someone else Passion is wanting it

Skulls of Roman glad– iators indicate high rates of C.T.E.

Insanity is thinking you can ever get what you want and devoting your life to getting it

There is only one way to claim moral authority: Convincing others that they are the authority in their own life And based on exhaustive research

You’ll know you’ve weathered their gaslighting if you feel dazed but not confused

When I was a baby My mother wiped my bum Social media, then, is the fountai… As I become its obedient child Every time it wipes my memory

If we’re being scientific, then The more certain you are that quan… The less certain you become as to… i.e., It works like a charm And if we’re being honest, when

At the end of life you can either say I brought it or I bought it

In the 2020 reboot Bugs Bunny’s persona has shifted from invulnerable trickster to pseudo-empathic scold

There Is Always Room For

A record sounds the same every time you play it A broken record is intolerable because it isn’t broken, it’s just…

Blood is thicker than water Unless it’s blood From a turnip

In wristwatch advertisements the doomsday clock is always set to ten past ten