Our big mistake is thinking a leap of faith is a tandem parachute jump where God pulls the parachute and you float gently down
“You want fries with that?” used to be a line to mock the working poor How ironic that “You want fries with that?”
You seem to have caught me in a gr… But it can’t be at all my fault if As you’ll see in the hieroglyph My back is to the cliff Over which the lemmings drift
We’ve all learned to speak interne… Rendering us one people divided By a common language Of zeros and ones Convinced we’ve broken the code
I can love God forever Or I can have a beautiful bust of… And gaze upon it until I die Or, even better Upload the image of my bust to the…
Not much has changed but now I’m a glass is ten per– cent full kind of guy
There were 102 passengers on the… So why only 101 dalmatians?
We’ve got enough to go on That there’s enough for everybody So long as we are tough enough But we couldn’t leave well enough… And soon enough
If you made a Venn Diagram of my office and a coal mine the only thing you’d put where the… is the canary we keep by the copie… If the canary is dead
For years I sojourned as a humble… Hanging all my hopes On one day emerging as a brilliant… For my moment in the sun Inching ever forward towards the s…
In the beginning of the internet the world wide web was brimming with optimism due to a recency bias
Smile and the whole world smiles with yo… Laugh and the whole world smiles with yo… Cry
Human beings are social creatures because even though we can only ever talk to ourselves it works better when we talk to ou… in the presence of others
My wife now relates to me very much as she does to stinky cheese
I never knew who they thought I really was until I finally staked my claim
