When things were easy going it was easy to believe you were on the up and up But when the going got tough suddenly you were going

Each question on the purity test concludes with the following promp… Which two answers are correct? And you always have the same four choices:

I’m still the kind of person who is shocked that you can run out of gas and run out of luck at the exact same time

In an online community You don’t have to commute But your sins will never be commut…

You can never be happy with what you have; on– ly with what you lack

In cyberspace We play Simon Says In an endless repetition of Repeat after me In the world to come

Guilt is intolerable which is why “I can explain everything” is processed into “I have a theory which explains ev…

When I was standing in the shallow end I really believed I was all in only later coming to realize

Time is a one way road that only goes forward so that you know which direction t… but you can still go the wrong way down a one way road

Anselm’s ontological proof fails at proving the existence of God; there is no way around a leap of f… Instead, it proves that human bein… are incapable of accessing God’s m…

The difference between God and ma… When we get up to our usual shenan… God always says Frankly my dear, I do give a damn

It’s almost impossible to tell the difference between self-effacement and self-abasement In the former he stays down to earth

Facing a fate worse than death– Immortality with neither body nor… Because Nothing ventured, nothing lost– Life is worth dying for

All of our choices Come down to this: We can fear God Or we can fear death

My astrologer credited her work wi… for the discovery of a thirteenth… Jello the Jellyfish which shares the sting of my erstw… but is distinguished by a spineles…