The pandemic lockdowns were the pa… and penultimate nonevent because o… limits of human imagination– We could only imagine shutting everything down
Most people can get away with sweeping a few things under the ru… but when I started working at the… I couldn’t help noticing how the rugs looked like
You have bathed in the Fountain o… Every time you wash off the sweat After a hard day’s work
Many people think of life as a gift but to me it’s more like
He was the kind of husband who when his wife asked him to stop sa… complied but started looking for excuses to… panda bear
Post-pandemic life is like being a… Who comes home only to find Her parents have replaced Her obviously dead goldfish With a new one
God gave us all of creation In which to luxuriate Together Instead We chose to deconstruct
Social media submission guidelines… Submissions mustn’t be original wo… Submissions must be exclusive but the exclusion must be implicit… Submissions are always already ove…
Puzzles can be solved Problems can only be exchanged
The bell curve is the Serpent With the lump in the middle Who ate Adam and Eve By convincing us we’re all mostly… But we’ve proven indigestible
I believe in the great man theory of history because the good man theory of history is so obviously false
When they locked down the third pl… (Houses of worship) And made the first two places (Home and work) Into one place
People need to be a part of someth… And light is both a particle and a… Surfing, then, is a mystical union… But the internet is a tsunami And surfing the web a death wish
In a failed democracy the one thing both sides can agree on is that the real traitors are the loyal opposition
On a sphere If you drill down far enough Eventually you will find yourself Drilling up to the surface So, while we may never get to the…