I was born in the summer of my 47th year coming home to a place my mazel’d ever been before
After the sexual revolution men thought they could finally get what they want AND what they… while women believed they could at… get what they need AND what they…
The ill-informed Regret to inform you That knowledge is dour But groupthink is power
Setting aside crimes of passion, when people commit crimes it’s eit… they think they can get away with… or because they want to get caught Either way, they’re guilty;
Exhausted by the pendulum swings b… feeling overwhelmed and disappoint… we’ve taken elements from Too much, too soon and
On planet Earth there are natural… Anything you do comes with natural… On Google Earth there are no limi… You can do anything you want But anything you do
If we insist It’s not a competition It becomes A war If we admit
Peanut butter’s not very good by itself but chocolate is Because I’m not very religious it’s important for me
It turns out that the afterlife is only as long as you can keep the exit interview go…
Living during COVID-19 Was like trying to eat A bag of individually wrapped M&M…
The state of nature, where there’s Something for everyone To fear Monotheism, where there’s Something for everyone
Because bodies make a fart joke of… etiquette used to dictate that whe… passed gas at, e.g., a dinner part… the polite thing to do was to pret… the fart never happened
I am a story I tell myself The story is a cover-up The cover-up is always worse than… The crime is merely the will to po… The cover-up is giving away my pow…
The worst-case scenario comes true when enough people believe it’s the best case scenario
The fatal mistake Is taking his weakness For kindness
