When I caught my wife cutting up… she said it was to prevent birds getting stuck in them like six-pac…

There are two types of men: Those who lie to deceive and those who by lying tell you what they really believe There is one type of woman:

God is infinitely demanding (MC… Because (=) God is infinitely rewarding (E)

How many times will they try the i… (Bringing an end to the Eternal P… Before they do the only thing poss… (Fearing God instead of Jews)

There is hiding yourself and there is hiding from yourself; the former is often

You’re only truly clever When the devil says “Live forever If only from God you’ll sever” And you reply “Never For God is always my lever

Beware the self-loathing salesman who loves what he does– If you buy what he’s selling then you bought it because you broke it

I can never remember street names navigating strictly by landmarks taking left turns just past abandoned doughnut shops impugning me to keep my marriage

Self-inflicted wounds Are those that result from Trying to cut yourself off from G… Because that is impossible So, you just end up cutting yourse…

In Judaism The three most important prohibiti… Idolatry, adultery, and murder In idolatry you abandon God In adultery you abandon your soulm…

To get into heaven they tell you that you have to answer one question correctly and that there are

At the risk of defeating myself I’ll say it in vain: Love and aggression are sutured by pain making war and peace

The best part about Being a part of something great Is that I get to do my part

Sanity requires distance And social media is always Right at our fingertips

Your ego has you fooled To stop playing the fool Start identifying with your soul And as soon as you do You’ll begin to see the ego