A funny thing happened when I told them that you can either laugh or you can cr… No one laughed but for a second

This is a much simpler question than What does a woman want? Hamas wants to kill all Jews in Israel

There are lots of places to hide things but hiding them in plain sight is the best option for the things that people

The male gaze sees all or nothing unless it’s blindfolded– then it sees both

In the New Age everybody knows that everything happens for a reason but nobody knows the reason so, everybody pastes together

They used to give me Birthday presents Now they give me A wide berth

For those who are real– ly asking, the truth is al– ways multi-tasking

Question: What do you want the mo… Answer: The most. This is how you know The devil is always cheating you Because desire is neither

Human beings have always used the symbolic to navigate the real; until recently we did so by imagining that the symbolic is rea… whereas scientists imagine that

It is said that It is impossible to define God But this is just because Real power is the opposite of obsc… Nobody knows it when they see it

We treat life as if Postponing the inevitable When we should be busy Preparing for the inestimable

If we learned anything from the pandemic it’s that people much prefer being left to their own devices over

Fox News said it was “Fair and B… which supposedly meant that it was… because it was balanced but really it meant that it was fa… because it wasn’t balanced–

Entire lives can be lived waiting for the other shoe to drop although often this just means you’re being crushed at a snail’s…

Being human beings Pacifists are just as obsessed With wielding power As everybody else And just as pathological as those