One party rule Finally clicked in America When the ruling party rebranded As the Pajama Party

The only stipulation they put on our capitulation was against any abrogation in accepting their congratulations

Before I met you the happiest I’d ever been was when everything I’d ever wante… was on lay-away because I didn’t have to make any…

Desire is Putting all of your eggs in one ba… Wisdom is Understanding that there is only o…

If you want to know what the quarantine was like for me walk a mile in my new leather sweatpants

We all need to belong somewhere So, we formed online communities And found ourselves belonging nowh… Where once A multitude of One

The decisive moment at the gates o… is exactly like the denouement in Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? but with one twist To make you feel the pressure

It’s when all the signs say Everything must go

Whenever an authority figure says It’s my way or the highway I end up wanting to have it both w…

My wife is a lot like God If God weren’t perfect Like Him, she’s my toughest criti… But also my fiercest champion

As mysterious as the caterpillar bursting into the butterfly a lifetime of following all the ru… somehow prepared them to change all the rules

Both my parents were tall and I ended up a shrimp Not coincidentally, my diet has al… largely consisted of pink flamingo… though scientists insist that it’s…

Negative theology collapsed when it became apparent God was sanguine

In an online community You don’t have to commute But your sins will never be commut…