If you leave well enough alone for long enough you’ll have enough to make you cry
My soul is the sole part of me My body makes me one of us My mind is made up Of body and soul– So, just like you, I am
Even when religion is about the symbolic it must guard against fundamentalism But when religion
When given the command “Explain yourself” A believer is someone who answers “I have no explanation” In order to explain everything
If new car smell lasts forever you will not be able to smell it
It never snows anymore in Baltimore but it did before you left open the refrigerator doo…
When I was a kid the rule was one kid got to pour two glasses of Coke and the other kid
No one is exactly sure why God switched from a pass/fail syst… to having you grade yourself but there have been quite a lot of B-plusses flying ar…
A student’s job has always been to put received knowledge into their own words or, more simply to state the obvious
God gave us all of creation In which to luxuriate Together Instead We chose to deconstruct
The essay portion of the test Was explaining why The test only consists Of multiple-choice questions So, I wrote:
I don’t believe in myself So, I must control God I believe in God So, I can control myself
Seeing as I’m just the messenger It would be easier to tell you Than to show you Because words are all I’ve got But since, if I told you
I couldn’t believe that my first e… was still carrying a torch for me and then I saw all my other ex’s b… carrying a pitch fork
Given a choice I’d rather open a restau– rant than my marriage
