Because bodies make a fart joke of… etiquette used to dictate that whe… passed gas at, e.g., a dinner part… the polite thing to do was to pret… the fart never happened

People ask if God is real But that’s the wrong question The real question is whether or no… We are afraid to ask that question Because we are afraid of what othe…

The second half of life is a second chance to give as much as I have received

Men require 613 mitzvos to cleave… As tightly as God cleaves to them Which is indivisibly Women, born closer to God Require just 599 mitzvos to cleave…

I’ve never won an argument with my wife but since I learned to let her have the last word I’ve consistently covered the spre…

Life’s greatest mystery is how other people could possibly have as little interest in my Spotify playlists

The American cure for the boredom of meaninglessness is not to pursue meaning but to outpace boredom which is why our mass nihilism

It’s when all the signs say Everything must go

The world is a cast of characters Social media is a caste of caricatures

The Kantian ethic of treating oth… never really took off largely because Immanuel overlooke… rather obvious catchy slogan: Love squanders all

In contemporary materialism the miracle of consciousness is filtered through zeros and ones making One a number of things with zero chance of going right

To be an apparatchik In our collective dissolution of… It matters not Which side you take Just as long as you remain

Faith is an act of will power And since faith isn’t knowledge Because it necessarily involves do… For now, the act is always a predi… I will believe

The internet is king And every social media post the sw… Screening out anyone who sees in t… The red flag of totalitarianism And only letting through

It’s not a wine and cheese crowd unless everyone there hates crowds