True belonging Allows for truth So, we belong to no one Even though we deserve each other

In the first half of life I tried it your way and succeeded which is how I got over you In the second half of life I did it my way and failed

With God as my witness I can look and then see With man as my witness I can’t see, but I can touch With AI as my witness

I finally realized that when Smokey Bear says Only you can prevent forest fires Only I really believe him

What do you call it when people are so bored that they start playing with fire and soon enough find themselves fighting fire with fire

Thanks to his bifocals Ben Franklin could see that while we might look like bald… up close we’re clearly turkeys

If I said– The worst thing you can say about… is that he always plays it safe– then he sounds like a perfectly ni… But when I say–

I used to think the way it works i… if it’s true then you believe it Later, I thought if you believe it

If you pursue any vice long enough you’ll either become bored or addi… scratch that– you’ll either become bored and qui… or bored and addicted

God: Do you trust me? Me: It’s not my fault!

For about one hundred years it was no longer a secret that the easiest way to be a rational a… in an irrational world is to rationalize all

Life is a test but I’d been treating it like a quiz– which is a preparation for a test– under the assumption that when I d…

You have bathed in the Fountain o… Every time you wash off the sweat After a hard day’s work

You can never be happy with what you have; on– ly with what you lack