1. Make so much money you could he… 2. Remind yourself that “there’s n… 3. Tell yourself you need to feed… 4. Eat like kings
The biggest change Since I found God Is who I am Trying to impress Which is how you know
The distorting effects of social m… have left us warped But we’ve made the best of it seeking our daily pleasure in deciding what
It wasn’t until I earned my MBA that I understood the second comin… as an incredible opportunity for r… e.g, think about the implications… Jesus updated from sandals to toe…
One wonders how they arrived at the 140 character limit per Twe… Did they consult the Kabbalah the average length of haiku or the heart rate of the hummingbi…
The path to victo– ry begins with laughing at yourself in defeat
When did we ditch the Pledge of Allegiance for the wedge of a grievance
Secure in my authenticity I thought I’d avoided that trap which had ensnared so many of my g… the safety of ironic distance– until I realized that
The makers of Fitbit Bring you the Pleasure Measure Because after you get your steps i… It’s time to get your fun done!
Acting locally solved climate change but now instead of a life or death situati… which at least had a degree of rom…
In cyberspace Nothing remains to be seen Because the fourth dimension isn’t… It’s money
Updating Nietzsche– If you stare into the abyss at least the abyss stares back at…
The only way to know you’re not paranoid is to stay connected at all times so you can rest assured
I always liked making people laugh until my undergraduates told me that it was an abuse of power asym…
Accustomed to the view from their… the rich had no idea they were fas… a very steep waterfall
