As the enormous asteroid hurtled toward Earth I found myself working harder than ever

There is a place Where children are to be seen And not heard Where all the children are raised To keep up appearances

You could say I tried stand-up but for the audience it was more like when the flight attendant demonstrates how to put on your own oxygen mask…

It turns out that the afterlife is only as long as you can keep the exit interview go…

As long as I’m working I only feel free time slipping away The fear is that if I stopped working

Most lives are lived in service to one institution or another but only very recently has this begun to feel

Home isn’t Where you go And they have to take you in No such place exists Home is

Domination is feudal But resistance seems futile And lo, we canoodle With the large standard poodle We all know as boodle

Don’t think of a pink elephant and while you’re at it Don’t kill the messenger

People are afraid of change so they change with the times

The epic poem for this epoch will have to say the most with the least

When life gives white people lemon… they make ginger tea lemonade wit…

Because a man is only as good as h… you’ll know he means what he says when you see him do it But on social media a man is only his words

We treat life as if Postponing the inevitable When we should be busy Preparing for the inestimable

You have to believe to commit And they think we’re crazy to beli… And would commit us as inpatients If only they had the patience But their patience has worn thin