My mistake was believing that Smart was short for book smart When actually Book smart is short for book smart… I only figured this out
In wristwatch advertisements the doomsday clock is always set to ten past ten
All cars have always been getaway cars because they tell the world how much you’re getting away with but now all cars are SUVs
Home isn’t Where you go And they have to take you in No such place exists Home is
There is no theory of quantum grav… Because– Einstein notwithstanding– No one understands gravity There is no theory of God
Love your enemy but do continue to hate your rival factions
Like Ikea fur– niture, I am difficult to put together
Unsatisfied with the miracle of li… Peaceful transfer of power in serv… The peace movement plans to establ… A mostly peaceful monopoly on powe…
A man starts out lying for instant gratification Inevitably, this progresses to buy… his unending rationalizations
Life is defined by failure But you can transcend failure If you die trying
Did we stop playing the long game because it is the wrong game or is it only the wrong game because we’ve long since stopped p… Or is asking that question more of…
The blood-brain barrier is semiper… Because your heart pumps out love By the truckload
Looking back on college it’s unclear if I was a party animal party mineral or party vegetable
In communist Russia no one wanted to be seen to be the first person to stop clapping for Stalin In America today
The narrative arc of the Matrix m… appears to be about man vs. machin… when really it’s about resolving man vs. woman: A man must learn
