I know a guy who knows Paul Simon who told me the real reason for th… was that Paul got sick of Garfunk… stalling for thyme

No one loves a woman like her man and no one loves capitalism like its Marxists In each case

I was painting by the numbers But mysteriously One number kept coming up So, I spent the remainder of my y… Working on a series of one paintin…

Hell isn’t other people– Hell is waiting in line behind other people

I can’t say I have wants and needs; mainly I don’t want to be needy

Death and danger are our lot Look at what my kid can do is what’s been wrought

In the past Anyone on the far right or far lef… Could look all the way across the… And see their opposite On the far right or far left

1. Make so much money you could he… 2. Remind yourself that “there’s n… 3. Tell yourself you need to feed… 4. Eat like kings

People are like whales who have gotten sick of plankton

When Eddie Money said “I’ve got two tickets to paradise” he didn’t mention that the paradise sales team only sells tickets in pairs

This ain’t culture war– it’s one cult in action with two rival factions

The Kantian ethic of treating oth… never really took off largely because Immanuel overlooke… rather obvious catchy slogan: Love squanders all

At the risk of defeating myself I’ll say it in vain: Love and aggression are sutured by pain making war and peace

The narcissist has just the one advantage but it’s all that he needs: Instead of looking his true self i… he gets to look his false self in…

Thinking that the purpose of life… things looked good enough on the s… to believe that my life was 24-karat gold Who knew that the purpose of beaut…