It feels like I’m writ– ing an unauthorized au– tobiography
The fatal mistake Is taking his weakness For kindness
A planning committee’s second most… Is coming up with a plan That everyone can agree to But no one is happy with This sounds strange until you real…
You’ll never convince me that when the sun and moon are out at the same time it isn’t the sun appearing at nigh…
Desperate to identify new funding… We gambled that a steady stream of… Would flow to those whose stream o… Forebode the worst downstream effe… So, we began livestreaming the fut…
I thought I was too smart for my own good But happily, I’d overestimated my… and I was just smart enough to be vaporous
Where before It was handed to me on a silver-pl… Where everything real was just bel… Now I’ve found the real way forwa… By making it up as I go along
When the NSA reads my email are they ab– le to discern tone
Haunted by conflicted feelings in… my therapist and I finally traced… when I preferred Pepsi to Coke and McDonald’s to Burger King but B.K. served Pepsi
I try to imagine what it was like for my wife when two lines meant positive and the closest I get is when
We had a perfect plan for putting the genie back in the bottle but to get the genie out we had shattered the bottle
You will know You are in the fight of your life When fighting it Is more important Than winning it
The arts say What can’t be said While agitprop tells us What can be said In a game of
Death and danger are our lot Look at what my kid can do is what’s been wrought
Why is there something rather than nothing? Because nothing is impossible
