A wedding ring is a mood ring that never changes color reminding us that a husband should always feel
What do all apples have in common? It only takes one rotten apple to… Because all apples are unique But a mob of apples are uniquely b…
It wasn’t until I earned my MBA that I understood the second comin… as an incredible opportunity for r… e.g, think about the implications… Jesus updated from sandals to toe…
There is a place Where children are to be seen And not heard Where all the children are raised To keep up appearances
When you move fast and break thing… broken things can’t move dividing us into those who can’t move and those who are unmoved
The best way to prevent something from happenin… is to convince people that it already did
First they promised us belonging Afterwards they clarified that they meant You belong to us
The second we try Patience Is the moment we stop trying God’… Patience
God is infinitely demanding (MC… Because (=) God is infinitely rewarding (E)
Home is where you go and you have to take their shit-eating grin
I knew Remain was in trouble when they announced that a vote fo… was also a vote in favor of renami… Brexit McBrexitface
You know you must die and yet you must live You can never know if you’re right and yet you must choose So it’s not
The answer man is left with a ques… What does a woman want? The question woman is stuck with a… A good man is hard to find but eas…
In ancient times the scribe produced holy texts through which you encountered the sacred Today, the coder makes hypertexts through which
We all need to belong somewhere So, we formed online communities And found ourselves belonging nowh… Where once A multitude of One
