When God closes one store He opens another

In my culture low hanging fruit is considered a delicacy

A mid-life crisis happens when you realize that life is a treadmill which keeps speeding up until you fall off

When God said Let there be light What exactly did He enable? One clue is that light behaves As both a particle and a wave

It’s not for me to judge What is it? Me And I’ve gotta be me So, free will consists of

I used to believe that if no one was unwanted there would be no more Wanted post… Now I think that because we can never stop wanting

When life gives you A bottomless pit Fill it with Bottomless fries

We’ll know we’ve seen the Enlight… When we don’t know who we are From one moment to the next Because, where once The One thing we wanted

It’s always darkest before the yawn

True belonging Allows for truth So, we belong to no one Even though we deserve each other

We never know what’s in the offing Which is why we’re always on Except on Shabbos When we’re off And then it’s off to the races aga…

80% of success is physical And the other half Of success Is failure

I have a tendency to overreact When people tell me to get lost By taking them literally and serio… Which is literally how I found Go… Seriously!

Thanks to his bifocals Ben Franklin could see that while we might look like bald… up close we’re clearly turkeys

Socialism insists You should want what you need Capitalism connives To make you need what you want When in truth