Service is inevitable; it’s why we… And there are three kinds There is serving others Because they control you– This is slavery

Beliefs and behavior are the real… One leads to another And we have no idea How it all started Our name for that lacuna is God

In Putin’s version of Let’s Make… he shows you what’s behind Door #1… - You let Putin run you through w… AND what’s behind Door #2: - You fall on your sword to atone…

You have to believe to commit And they think we’re crazy to beli… And would commit us as inpatients If only they had the patience But their patience has worn thin

The one thing postmodernists know… is that the surest way to control… is to convince people there are no… prompting an endless chain of seco… while provoking so much anxiety

The old saying– It’s better to have one and not ne… Than to need one and not have it– Comes from the fact that Everyone has what they need

We’re hearing a lot of talk About saving democracy As if we were still A civilization ruled by a majority Which respects the rights of the m…

The rug saves its harshest critique for the carpet

No shoes, no shirt, no service Just say no Do not pass go, do not collect $20… Don’t call us, we’ll call you No pain, no gain

For years I sojourned as a humble… Hanging all my hopes On one day emerging as a brilliant… For my moment in the sun Inching ever forward towards the s…

I was a bullshit artist until I realized a career as a bullshit scientist paid better

On a gray scale Of one to ten I’m a perfect five

Abiding means to wait expectantly, defiantly, or submiss… and I typically manage all three in the grocery store checkout line even in the express lane

They say if you expect disappointment then you will never be disappointed But I say

This is the stage in history where we all give constructive cri… to the demolition crew