The makers of Fitbit Bring you the Pleasure Measure Because after you get your steps i… It’s time to get your fun done!

In the beginning God said Let there be light A week later In the Garden of Eden

A wise man once told me When you don’t know what to do do nothing A wise politician

The new Speech Code prohibits use of the phrase “Speak for yourself” due to its aggressive tone and threatening connotations

When the highly educated play dumb and you are dragooned into spelling it out for them know that their obtuse dissembling bespeaks regression to the oral st…

I’ve done the math and the whole is only greater than the sum of its parts when the group is made up of individuals

The answer man is left with a ques… What does a woman want? The question woman is stuck with a… A good man is hard to find but eas…

Actual justice consists of hearing both sides of the story in order to decide which side is in the right meaning that justice

Mid-life is when you realize you’re in a clown car The end of life is about accepting that of all the clowns

Tired of my pre-contemplation phas… God sent me my wife Who Contemplated me during the honeymo… Prepared me for fatherhood

The distant past– Strong enough for a man, pH balan… The recent past– Strong enough for a woman The present–

You have to do the right thing aut… At the same time you are doing it… This seems impossible because No one has ever quite done it Which is why you might call it

I dream in color but my interpretations are in black and white

You are a rope which The devil has tied up in knots Only God can help you Untie the knots When you unfurl

Instead of dismantling oppression we dismantled the printing press inaugurating the Information Age when no news is good news all information is disinformation