Nature codes us for the road Man decodes and lo, a crossroads Where God goads
If you want a world that isn’t just a bunch of window dressing don’t have a world in which we’re all constantly being window…
It was an open secret that on his day off Sisyphus liked to go downhill skii…
I was always afraid to admit I knew they would knife me in the… Until I came to fear God Which is how I know He has my back
It should come as no surprise when the Emperor with no clothes e… Off with their threads!
I don’t have any delusions of grandeur; I have delusions of posthumous grandeur that would retroactively nullify
The Imaginary: I disagree with what you say but I will defend to the death your right to say it The Symbolic:
We call the end of sex the little… And the idea of casual sex Is as absurd as casual death
I can forgive myself anything exce… All of my contingency planning Was contingent upon Sending a contingent of negotiator…
Dreams don’t come true; They are true
I thought I’d flown the co-op by living off the grid And yet I’m still a chicken only now I’m on the skids So I’ve up and joined a commune
Beginner is talking yourself into doing what you are going to do anyway Advanced is talking yourself out of doing
A leader attracts a following The following attracts a crowd The crowd mobs the leader The leader forms a mob The mob goes mental
God will accept everything about you but the one thing He won’t take is the blame
Over the course of life I’ve never managed to finish anyth… but for always completing my course of antibiotics
