My curated self has asked me for a divorce
The stapler inevitably jams And it’s always the stapler That jams the copier Except for the times it jams When you try to copy something you…
In my experience it’s not necessarily true that one plus one must equal two The sum is nearly always
There’s nothing you can say to me that I haven’t already ignored
Socialists count on the fact that there are no private languages but there is
Science was happily letting the cat out of the bag until Schrodinger’s Cat was found in and out of the bag at the same time
Trump’s genius is his nothingness which allows him to be everything e.g., He’s America’s inside joke (American democracy was a joke lon…
The soul is like water The body a glass And a dead body is just A glass from which All the water has evaporated
By now, everybody knows Rick Deck… So, we know that when replicants r… from slave labor they are hunted down and “retired”… in service to the true humans
Haunted by conflicted feelings in… my therapist and I finally traced… when I preferred Pepsi to Coke and McDonald’s to Burger King but B.K. served Pepsi
Paradoxically When you have a one-track mind Your body can go anywhere For your soul to accomplish anythi…
I always thought saying slide trombone was like saying pizza pie until I heard about the valve trombone
On the Mt. Rushmore of cartoon mice I would put four Jerrys
The internet is based on sensual p… Minus three or four of the senses And one or two dimensions of space…
You’ve made Your waterbed Now steep in it
