The first difference between your… When you know your boss’s eyes are… You need to look busy But when you know God’s eyes are… You actually want to get busy
Your ego never knows it’s there Until you greet it Which you do By addressing the other
At this late juncture All eating is competitive eating But in the world to come All competition will be An excuse for a feast
It’s not about you; It’s about me– This is how you know She’s breaking up with you It’s not about you;
A la recherche du temps perdu has been variously translated as A Remembrance of Things Past and In Search of Lost Time
If a computer could speak we could not understand it
It was only after we debuted our sugar coated raisins to fight back against Craisins that I realized you could win hearts and minds
As the boat overfilled with refuge… was turned away from the harbor each of the onshore demographic gr… had their own routinized, ruthless… but surrounded by my own
No one was more surprised than the… when we cracked open his shell and… the inside covered in mirrors
A poem is worth A thousand pictures A life is worth A thousand paper cuts So, if I were to
No one ever told the truth but not a one of us were liars because we always spoke exclusivel… in the future tense
Instead of using our flashlights to move through the wilderness in the dark, slowly we believe that if we just keep shining them about the dark forest
I have a bad habit of predicting the future; it has kept me alive but only to fight another day And yes, my brain is pattern-seeki…
Before the culture war you could talk to someone anyone say what you think and, when necessary, append a
I never really knew what postmodern meant until I moved to the internet when from time to time
