Rock and roll may be dead but it’s got one of the great corp… like a dead horseshoe crab
It happened to me That I happened to be And before I knew what was happen… I’d happened upon a crowd Who happened to have some Grey Po…
When they replaced me at work with… I was suddenly able to devote a lo… to not being the creative type
Your search for a vein is now done in vain under the soft tyranny of wireless narcotics in whose touchless embrace
Right up until the last revision it said Life, liberty and the hot pursuit…
Some people say They were born too late; I was almost born too soon But then along came the internet Just in time to stop time–
I try to imagine what it was like for my wife when two lines meant positive and the closest I get is when
They call it open heart surgery But no one says open brain surgery Because, by default Our minds are closed And the only way to change minds
If new car smell lasts forever you will not be able to smell it
Losing what you never had is only possible when you look for it exactly where it never was
When they closed all the beaches my dad said not to worry and I just knew he’d install the swimming pool I’d always wante… Instead, I came home from school
Anxiety, like loneliness, is a sig… that something is very wrong and amidst an epidemic of anxiety with no end in sight the greatest danger lies in
The closest I ev– er came to forming Voltron was using Groupon
Pay attention to what is said: “One day we hope to enable every p… to feel as strong a sense of conne… as you feel when you’re physically with someone you love”
To get into heaven they tell you that you have to answer one question correctly and that there are
