When you obey men They use it to control you When you obey God You use it to control yourself
All plants and animals die But only human life is A near-death experience Immortality, then Wil be the death of man
This is the stage in history where we all give constructive cri… to the demolition crew
When I got to the cave at the top of the mountain and asked the hermit What is the meaning of life? she said
Free will consists of recognizing the inevitable and choosing wisely
All raw deals Are some version of the following: If we screw up You’ll keep your mouth shut Because if you draw attention to i…
Tom Brady keeps a portrait of him… that is becoming progressively more likable
I was happy alone Because being together Meant being lonely Until you showed me That being together
I was never comfortable in my own skin but I always felt okay in alligator boots
No one loves a woman like her man and no one loves capitalism like its Marxists In each case
I know the world is round from experience: I ran from the truth for so long that I ran smack into it
The tough part about loving someon… is that connection supports autono… It’s tough to love someone enough to grant them their freedom and you can only do so
Coffee is for the middle-aged; we need both to shit and get shit done
The distorting effects of social m… have left us warped But we’ve made the best of it seeking our daily pleasure in deciding what
Hook-up apps have given intimacy all the allure of an oil change
