My wife and I have remained happi… because she recognizes me as capta… as long as I acknowledge her as air traffic control
Fox News said it was “Fair and B… which supposedly meant that it was… because it was balanced but really it meant that it was fa… because it wasn’t balanced–
A long time ago I received my mission statement: The best version of myself isn’t t… I’m currently on my ten thousandth… Trying to figure out what this mea…
The fog is so thick now We’re buried up to our necks in it Our bodies out of sight And out of mind Making the ground beneath our feet
If you have to ask how much pursuing it will cost you then you’ve already given way on your desire
It used to be true that “All the world’s a stage” but now that all the world wide web’s a gauge the real world’s but a Faraday Ca…
We have achieved the classless society: eve– rything is tacky
Thanks to QR codes you can sign-in without your signature much as for some time now your phone has enabled you
You don’t really know someone until it becomes clear that you don’t really know them
Saying Get out of your comfort zone to an American is like telling a turtle to get out of its shell
It’s only once you realize There’s no such thing As your own success That you avoid becoming A victim of your own success
Reason is a gift from God But it is not the path to God There is a reason for this: God’s love for you is unreasonable
There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and antisemitism
I’ve never believed in being proac… so instead of expecting the unexpe… I got the surprise of my life but found it altogether unexceptio…
On a gray scale Of one to ten I’m a perfect five
