AI is not your friend Because your friend needs you AI is not God Because you need God Knowing this

Writing history is hard especially when it’s about the past

People thought they could finally come and go as they pleased if they could just be rid of the g… only to find in their absence not just more and bigger gates

In the real world there is no plot to speak of but plot devices everywhere

The stapler inevitably jams And it’s always the stapler That jams the copier Except for the times it jams When you try to copy something you…

The worst-case scenario comes true when enough people believe it’s the best case scenario

God said satis– faction guaranteed; religion is all the fine print

Question: What do you want the mo… Answer: The most. This is how you know The devil is always cheating you Because desire is neither

She went to law school; I bet it all on brick ov– en pita and lost

If you need to appear weak to access power you’ll end up weak-kneed and abuse your power

Our civilization is a bureaucracy And a bureaucracy’s raison d’etre Is to replicate itself Replicate, of course Means to repeat through duplicatio…

Cognitive Behavioral Therapy (C… Holds that there is a sequence In which an experience is followed… By a belief, a thought, and a feel… Fair enough

If you leave well enough alone for long enough you’ll have enough to make you cry

It’s come to my attention that My attention span is limited By what I want to see And like most people these days I don’t know what I want

Once again, we find ourselves unable to avoid asking– Why do so many people hate Jews to the point of wanting to see the… But let’s refine the question,