You’re supposed to love everybody but everybody knows that’s putting all of your eggs in one ba… so everybody eggs each other on in making a western omelet

100% of success is showing up on time

Upon my retirement I thought to myself Maybe now I can get some work don…

The human condition is either thinking that we’re free when we’re actually held captive or thinking that we’re captive when we’re actually free

At judgment day they put the brief in debriefing by getting right to the point: You could have made a difference– Did you?

It’s up to us Whether we do what we know is wron… Because it feels good in the momen… But if we do The devil is always there

The difference between the Pax Romana and the Pax Americana is that while all roads lead to Rome

People don’t like surprises so I tell them they’re in for a real surprise which gives them something to look…

It’s come to my attention that My attention span is limited By what I want to see And like most people these days I don’t know what I want

The lamppost is an outpost Where it’s safe to admit That between you, me, and the lamp… Self-knowledge is over-rated Self-deception is automated

Peanut butter’s not very good by itself but chocolate is Because I’m not very religious it’s important for me

Part 1- Who am I? A missing person Where’s my place? It’s where I must stay

When your mind is transparent Your body becomes invisible Because once they’ve made certain You’re thinking all the right thou… They’ll never give you another tho…

We can’t fool God But we can fool ourselves into thi… We fooled God The surest way to do so Is to fool ourselves into thinking

Only a poet Can accurately describe anything More accurately A poet can describe anything Except himself