The human condition is either thinking that we’re free when we’re actually held captive or thinking that we’re captive when we’re actually free

I survived my humiliation By treating it like a joke Through becoming a joke myself In order to in turn survive my bec… I became a running joke

Augmented reality works through addition by subtraction where we’ve lost contact with real… but gained a sun

Liberalism deepened by religion Religion widened by liberalism Until the body and soul politic Is so deep That it swallows our fears

The cold war was a just war but a just war is still just war and war is hell

If I could put Just one thing In a time capsule It would be A crystal ball

When God closes one store He opens another

Keep your friends close your enemies closer and your neighbor closest

Poets are to their poems As parents are to their children Preparing them for the world Without knowing what they will do

Time flies when you’re having fun And the key to fun is wanting Not having

When life gives white people lemon… they make ginger tea lemonade wit…

Our lightweight cat litter develop… hit a speed bump when we realized it was worth its weight in gold

The ugly duckling Is not a duck But he is a lucky duck

When I sallied forth to share my… just one voice in the wild multipl… They told me to go fly a kite; it seemed that’s just life in the… Then I recalled as it began to ta…

We think nothing’s shocking since we’ve seen it all when really it’s because we’re blind to the obvious