The culture war is a total war burning down everything from sea to shining sea

In the past walking into a cathedral made you feel small Now it makes you feel fat

My wife is philosophically opposed to my habit of justifying things, say a bag of the really good kind… with the phrase: I deserve it

Wittgenstein’s fly in the bottle consults the map for directions to find the map

I grew up listening to Barbara St… You don’t bring me flowers anymore and determined I’d never make that… Ten years into marriage my wife sa… Don’t bring me flowers anymore

Jews learned to read between the l… when time and again they were granted a lifetime membe… only to find that their membership could still be lapsed

In a twist in hell there are no consequences

When I picked candy apples as my… (think spirit animals for foodies) I honestly had no idea I was naturally sweet but laid it on way too thick

The difference between your superego and God is that your superego says You must, but you can’t leaving you with worlds of guilt

It’s important to me to live in a… with museums, big league sports, n… so that I can enjoy staying home Baltimore has a subway I’ve never… When I lived in Los Angeles I ac…

One party rule Finally clicked in America When the ruling party rebranded As the Pajama Party

Exhausted by the pendulum swings b… feeling overwhelmed and disappoint… we’ve taken elements from Too much, too soon and

In the cyber proxy war of all agai… We are all fighting each other So that none of us have to fight Our own worst inclinations

By keeping us on screen text messages, direct messages, et… are always mixed messages of the Trust, but verify

I’m afraid, I’m afraid not I’m afraid, I’m afraid not I’m afraid, I’m afraid not I’m afraid, I’m afraid not I’m afraid