And just like that the safety of ironic distance gave way to the false intimacy of over-proximi…

All of the lakes are great But one of the lakes is superior

I always thought saying slide trombone was like saying pizza pie until I heard about the valve trombone

Setting aside crimes of passion, when people commit crimes it’s eit… they think they can get away with… or because they want to get caught Either way, they’re guilty;

The only stipulation they put on our capitulation was against any abrogation in accepting their congratulations

When I stand before this world I’m afraid to say What I have to ask you About my desire: “Is that too much to ask?”

When I filter my selfie it becomes a safie

Women give hints So that men will think It was their idea I’ve never been good at taking a h… But I’m good at following orders

In true democracy Authority flows via The will of the people In our technocracy Authority grows via

All relationships but one Are located on a continuum From one pole of complete trust To the opposite pole of total fear The exception that proves the rule

I was the first ever lobster discovered in the wild with a rubber band around my claw clamping it shut

Slow and steady wins the race because there isn’t any finish line

The opposite of bad breath Isn’t good breath It’s fresh breath Because all breath is good So, you never have to hold your br…

Just as a lucky horseshoe works Whether you believe in it or not As long as the competition to pass… Goes on forever Then everyone’s a winner

Questions are the an– swer to everything; now, how can I assist you