By keeping us on screen text messages, direct messages, et… are always mixed messages of the Trust, but verify

Once abandoned You may as well approach life– Meaning God– With reckless abandon Because what have you got to lose

Either like swords all signs have a point Or like the needle of a compass

As bumbling first mate to his capt… Gilligan wasn’t in charge But he was the star of the show Which is how the male ego understa…

When the shit hits the fan at least I know I won’t be wearing flip-flops

Much like nuclear weapons the whole point of having vacation days is never to use them

Is being a conformist without a cause enough to qualify me as an antihero

Your life is just a reflection of… So, imagine what would happen if The first cause was your first pri… In the beginning It just might cause you

Mid-life crisis: the failure to start hoping you don’t get what you want

The only colleges left standing will be the ones that can make you look smart while you’re playing dumb

American Express changed its slog… “Don’t leave home without it” to “Don’t live life without it” in acknowledgement that

I was an idea man with one good idea and I have no idea why they stole my idea of a good t… when they could just have it

In person we can struggle for equality Online we’ve already achieved

A la recherche du temps perdu has been variously translated as A Remembrance of Things Past and In Search of Lost Time

You can’t watch sports these days… Father Time is undefeated Which is when I always quote Saul… “Vait a minute. Vat about Rocky…