Human beings would be hopeless but for God being hopelessly in love with us

I used to stand on the moral high ground to look myself in the eye but now that I’ve plucked it out and thrown it away

All of reality is a temptation To believe in yourself But if you do You’ll never get it– Self-confidence is always lacking

We thought we had finally notched… by confronting Father Time with the paradox of our times when self-defeating is the new win… but we can’t win for losing

I had just started explaining smar… When the alien stopped me in mid-s… And explained smart phones to me Originally, in order to monitor an… They were just going to attach

Civilization is an attempt to filibuster death

There are two kinds of people in t… Those who believe in God And those who believe in God But also believe in God You can tell the latter

We call the end of sex the little… And the idea of casual sex Is as absurd as casual death

Maybe We’re all Late bloomers

I’m always asking God What is the meaning of life? In response, God looks at my life… What is the meaning of this?

I have a deep need for love but an even deeper fear of rejecti… and God is both the greatest gamble and the surest thing

Life used to be hard And that’s how we liked it So much that we used to say Hurry up and wait In the understanding that

She went to law school; I bet it all on brick ov– en pita and lost

The jig is finally up When Mr. Cool Goes to shul

We like to think That the solution to our problems Is coming together As one human family When this whole time