A class marker is always written in permanent marker; in a classless society the permanent marker

If you instill children with self-esteem before they’ve fought and won confidence you’ll make of them cowards

I fist met Cap’n Crunch back when he was 2nd Lieutenant C… He did this weird thing where he’d… in the powdered milk powder and sa… Stays crunchy even in milk!

I was one of the ones who craved religion without religion This, apparently was easy to arrange But now that I’m longing for

Life is trying So Die trying

One wonders how they arrived at the 140 character limit per Twe… Did they consult the Kabbalah the average length of haiku or the heart rate of the hummingbi…

Given the current nostalgia for shared reality we shouldn’t forget that peak shared reality was mutually assured destruction

My favorite plot twists have always been quicksand and amnesia but I have this sinking feeling I’m forgetting something

In regular old capitalism we used to say time is money In the attention economy we say

Life is defined by failure But you can transcend failure If you die trying

When your nuclear family of origin Takes the nuclear option They’ve already gone mad and self-… So, they’re counting on mutual ass… To finish the job

We never know what’s in the offing Which is why we’re always on Except on Shabbos When we’re off And then it’s off to the races aga…

God knows In a game of hide and seek The best place to hide everything Is right in front of your nose So, you’ll never believe what I j…

I don’t know what being alone with your thoughts is like for you but for me it’s like I’m watching them

Keep in mind that if you’re going to jump from the frying pan into the fire a golden parachute just buys you plenty of time to ponder