I finally realized that when Smokey Bear says Only you can prevent forest fires Only I really believe him

My wife and I have remained happi… because she recognizes me as capta… as long as I acknowledge her as air traffic control

First they promised us belonging Afterwards they clarified that they meant You belong to us

He may have gotten away with mass… But at least we didn’t let him Get away with murder

It’s always darkest before the yawn

In theory rule by consensus sounds more democratic but in practice it leads to hung juries

Our surveillance state is uniquely American in that it is of the people by the people and for the people

7. “Strategic” nuclear war: Assured destruction = yes, but mut… 6. Giant asteroid hits earth: No one to blame 5. Cyber war:

I hope to live several decades more making it odd to know so very well what they’ll put

Zionism is the hill I will die on To be buried in the ground From which the world to come Is about to burst forth

The older that I get, the more wanton lust looks like wanting for love

Where are you stuck? Wherever it is That’s where you go To find God And get unstuck

If you accept this mission This message will self-destruct In five seconds So that you can be born believing… Which is the necessary condition

I was thinking of a logo for my personal brand and I came up with a lightning bug in a glass jar

The liberal who makes an illiberal… inevitably wants to have it both w… thereby tightening his own double… I must be free to have power over… but