Most lives are lived in service to one institution or another but only very recently has this begun to feel

You have your Mr. Fix-It and your Mr. Learn-To-Live-With-It

Our souls have a body Our bodies have five senses And we all have a sixth sense That there is no sixth sense Yet we’re left with a sense of sel…

A people pleaser pretends to live in Youtopia but really resides in Myopia because all he can see is what he needs from you

The pursuit of fame is the human equivalent of a dog chasing its own tail

You could say I tried stand-up but for the audience it was more like when the flight attendant demonstrates how to put on your own oxygen mask…

Everything on the internet is too… To call Leaving everything undecided But for this– We should all be worried

I put out a comedy album Side A was called Wins Side B was called Losses Only one side was funny

And then it hit me: My lone flaw is not admitt– ing to any flaws

Everybody worships something But that something is amiss Hero worship is one thing But heroin’s an abyss Invisible from the One Ring

We are sleeping on God And our slumber is What keeps God up at night Worried we won’t make it home Where the heart is

The opposite of a gun to my head Is a claim on my heart And, claim on my heart I’d say The truth will get you

Telling ourselves half-truths Is worse than telling ourselves li… Because Although the truth will set you fr… Just as you can’t be half pregnant

In five big boardrooms on Earth There soon came to be a great mirt… At the growth in net worth That fed on a dearth In all of the people’s self-worth

Science was happily letting the cat out of the bag until Schrodinger’s Cat was found in and out of the bag at the same time