The New Revised Standard Version… A frenemy of yours is a frenemy of… whereas the New King James Versi… The frenemy of my frenemy is my fr…
I’m getting much better at recognizing my wife’s subtle hi… like when she recently put mosquit… over her side of the bed
It wasn’t false modesty exactly You might call it un-unpretentious if you were being pretentious
The human capacity for love is perfectly equaled by the human capacity for aggression The chances that these two traits would have been selected for
The world is a cast of characters Social media is a caste of caricatures
Given a choice I’d rather open a restau– rant than my marriage
The blood-brain barrier is semiper… Because your heart pumps out love By the truckload
When we say something is infinite Say, the universe What we really mean Is that it is unfinished
Civilization began When the sons killed the father And substituted the name-of-the-fa… Civilization is ending Now that we’ve killed off the name…
A snowflake is a raindrop With a pattern that has crystalliz… And we are seeing patterns all aro… Because hell is finally freezing o…
It feels like I’m writ– ing an unauthorized au– tobiography
I grew up in the Neighborhood of… where if someone already had their… it was usually based on something… Now I live in the Land of Make T… where if someone’s mind is already…
Civilization began when a discussion group convened to debate the meaning of the phras… The less said, the better
Human beings are that species For whom No Is considered a cryptic response While
Like anything else immortality has its pros and cons: Our chickens never come home to ro… but our cows never come home eithe…