In his weekend forays for psilocyb… he had always been wary of poisono… but he never accounted for the con… that did him in in the end
History always repeats itself And we find ourselves once more On the banks of the Red Sea Under extreme duress To put it mildly
I was the first ever lobster discovered in the wild with a rubber band around my claw clamping it shut
If the world exists on a continuum between utopia and dystopia but instead of polar opposites utopia and dystopia are both hell then at the exact midpoint
Our phones are latched to our face… Exactly like the Facehugger in Al… Rendering us passive As our phones insert the bioweapon We call fear
If nothing is possible Because of the inevitable– We mortals all die in the end– Then we are left to do the impossi… And become immortal by
I am simultaneously purging while binge watching TV on my Gal… by ignoring my wife and kids
In Let there be plight the P is silent
The human brain has 100 trillion synaptic connections which sounds like a lot but it’s only 0.0000000005% of the universe’s 200 billion tril…
There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and antisemitism
In the first take of Braveheart’s… Mel Gibson directed William Wall… “Freedom and responsibility!” But as a practiced antisemite Gibson quickly realized his error
The older I get the less I pause for effect This is because the clock is ticking and I’d rather not waste my time
In comic books Superheroes assume a secret identi… In order to fool others So they can continue to serve othe… In real life
When they shut down Ringling Bros… a down on his luck clown looked into a second career as a m… but was informed that the mimes were only accepting applications f…
America hates its poor now more than ever because they are the embodiment of embodiment