Time flies when you’re having fun And the key to fun is wanting Not having
You’ve made Your waterbed Now steep in it
The saying goes There’s no I in team But there is a me And it’s because You give yourself to the team
If you take a hot-blooded child and raise him in a cold-blooded cu… don’t be surprised when you get a lukewarm-blooded vulture
No one is exactly sure why God switched from a pass/fail syst… to having you grade yourself but there have been quite a lot of B-plusses flying ar…
The difference between art and rea… is that the artist is doomed to re… the triumphs of the past
Everybody knows The pen is mightier than the sword But few understand That it’s because The pen is a lightsaber
When I said That’s none of your business they replied Actually, that’s our entire busine…
The lamppost is an outpost Where it’s safe to admit That between you, me, and the lamp… Self-knowledge is over-rated Self-deception is automated
What’s the difference between wind… When what you desire is behind gla… And Windows shopping When what you desire is behind a s… When it’s behind glass
Skulls of Roman glad– iators indicate high rates of C.T.E.
I was never comfortable in my own skin but I always felt okay in alligator boots
God is equal parts Ardor and candor But we can’t get a handle on True love
I have not loved my neighbor as my… but I have consistently greeted hi… with an insouciant bonhomie
They couldn’t have been more obvio… in their preparations for the surp… trusting that I was the type loathe to ruin my own surprise