We’ve all learned to speak interne… Rendering us one people divided By a common language Of zeros and ones Convinced we’ve broken the code

You can’t watch sports these days… Father Time is undefeated Which is when I always quote Saul… “Vait a minute. Vat about Rocky…

Those who can do talk shows Those who can’t teach others to show, don’t tell

They used to give me Birthday presents Now they give me A wide berth

Life used to be hard And that’s how we liked it So much that we used to say Hurry up and wait In the understanding that

I can only ever seem to do the math in the aftermath

We can’t tell you how anything wor… It’s computers? Nothing works? This party rules! It’s not the only party in town

When the world is a tsar Insisting: Don’t you dare be who… Take it as a dare and risk the sca…

Yes follow the money but only because the money follows the pleasure

I was never comfortable in my own skin but I always felt okay in alligator boots

Question: What do you want the mo… Answer: The most. This is how you know The devil is always cheating you Because desire is neither

Ours was the first all you can eat… to earn a coveted Michelin star and I always thought it was becaus… when you ordered the whole enchila… it came with bottomless fries

If you need to appear weak to access power you’ll end up weak-kneed and abuse your power

The only way to avoid giving the man who has everything more of the same is to give him nothing

It never snows anymore in Baltimore but it did before you left open the refrigerator doo…