I was never comfortable in my own skin but I always felt okay in alligator boots

Lunch is born free but everywhere is in chain restaurants

Some people say They were born too late; I was almost born too soon But then along came the internet Just in time to stop time–

When we imagine the future, we say One day Because One day is the name of a day As in New Year’s Day

When you can work from anywhere anywhere will do

My wife– All 5 feet of her– Busted me out of prison So that I could get back To a life of time

What was it? It was fun. Where did it go? It’s run out. You mean it will be right back?

I never believed in automatic writ… until I tried my hand at TikTok and felt an invisible hand gently (as in pleasantly) but insistently (as in relievedly)

The first half of life: If it ain’t broke Don’t fix it The second half of life: If you can’t fix it

When women need a break from the m… they must be able to endure a whole lot of his navel gazing

The saying goes: We learn from the past, but we don… But the reverse is also true: If we don’t learn from the past, t… In other words

The best a mystic can say is that while none of us are one of a kind we’re all kind of a one

Paradoxically To approach perfection You need to make Really big mistakes Ironically

When I asked Permission to come aboard The ship of fools They said Everything is permitted

Wittgenstein’s fly in the bottle consults the map for directions to find the map