The rug saves its harshest critique for the carpet

I used to believe that if no one was unwanted there would be no more Wanted post… Now I think that because we can never stop wanting

Everybody wants to rule the world And along come the Jews Claiming that God rules the world But nobody wants God to rule the… Because everybody wants to rule th…

Feminism’s big mistake is thinking it can use a power vac… to clean up the patriarchy’s mess

Putin lost his mind then he lost his war then he lost his job or Putin dropped the mask

My astrologer credited her work wi… for the discovery of a thirteenth… Jello the Jellyfish which shares the sting of my erstw… but is distinguished by a spineles…

They say that it is impossible To travel at the speed of light But slow and steady Always wins the race Because it is actually

It is only when you conduct a fearless moral inventory that you will come to fear God because you knew the right thing t… but did the wrong thing anyway

When I got my first honey-do list after the wedding I explained to my bride that I us… until I was bitten by one of the 5… that don’t make webs

God knows that the only thing you can give the man who has everything is another chance

Most people can get away with sweeping a few things under the ru… but when I started working at the… I couldn’t help noticing how the rugs looked like

I thought I’d flown the co-op by living off the grid And yet I’m still a chicken only now I’m on the skids So I’ve up and joined a commune

Somewhere between 27% and 53% of… none of which students can legally… is wasted Let’s split the difference and call it 40%

I had previously asserted that The only thing bigger than my ego Is God’s plan for me This remains the case But I would add that

Yes follow the money but only because the money follows the pleasure