It’s widely known that A man’s best availability is his a… The highest praise for a man is What would we do without him? But it’s rarely said that

If you would remake the world In your own image Then I can only imagine You believe you’ve thought of ever…

The narcissist is a two—sided coin… Heads, I need you Tails, I hate you– and the more you meet a narcissist… the more they will hate you

Life is a test but I’d been treating it like a quiz– which is a preparation for a test– under the assumption that when I d…

Because bodies make a fart joke of… etiquette used to dictate that whe… passed gas at, e.g., a dinner part… the polite thing to do was to pret… the fart never happened

We thought we had finally notched… by confronting Father Time with the paradox of our times when self-defeating is the new win… but we can’t win for losing

Like a fine wine liberalism only rises to the subli… with a good pairing

You’ll know whether you’re there to make things better or to make yourself feel better by how you react when you’re told you can do better

Well at least he died doing something he felt he had no choice about

Whistler’s mother had just spent a long day with Whis– tler’s mother-in-law

Where once an artist was a creator she is now a creative because a noun requires a verb and we’re meant to do nothing which pays well on the internet

The only ones you’d trust enough t… Do it yourself Are the very ones Who trust in God Clearly, then

Yes, I am most afraid of losing c… But you can’t lose what you don’t… So, I’m afraid of nothing Which is how you die alone The only way to live together

If you want to remain married one partner should stay busy moving the goalposts while the other focuses on running out the clock

What’s the difference between wind… When what you desire is behind gla… And Windows shopping When what you desire is behind a s… When it’s behind glass