As the enormous asteroid hurtled toward Earth I found myself working harder than ever
Because the Real is unimaginable effective liars exploit what people want to be true– This is known as the Unreal But the opposite of the Unreal
There’s always an excuse So, there’s never an excuse For running out of excuses
I try to imagine what it was like for my wife when two lines meant positive and the closest I get is when
You will know You are in the fight of your life When fighting it Is more important Than winning it
AI didn’t write this poem; it wrote the algorithm that decided whether or not you would read it
Rock and roll will never die because OK Computer replaced the world with itself
I’ve long since stopped working on myself but I work overtime on my curated self
When people ask Business or pleasure? I want to say Life’s only pleasure Is unfinished business
Upon dying peacefully in my sleep surrounded by family after a long, prosperous life the Grim Reaper looked at me and… I’m glad to see you’ve arrived saf…
God’s command to cells was slightly different: be fruitful and divide
During the lockdown you were still technically allowed to exercise outdoors but I rigged up
In failing to put the I in team I took the erotic out of neurotic
The three most powerful words in the English language are not I love you; they are So be it
They call it open heart surgery But no one says open brain surgery Because, by default Our minds are closed And the only way to change minds
