A grown up is someone who knows the right thing to do and does it anyway

To get into heaven they tell you that you have to answer one question correctly and that there are

I can only ever seem to do the math in the aftermath

Since seeing is believing all that we really want is kept out of sight, out of mind leaving everything we think we kno… to the imagination

I always liked making people laugh until my undergraduates told me that it was an abuse of power asym…

When the shit hits the fan at least I know I won’t be wearing flip-flops

What do all apples have in common? It only takes one rotten apple to… Because all apples are unique But a mob of apples are uniquely b…

Life is a trial in which the more you obey the guiltier you become Miraculously

The American far left lacks a unifying Great Leader because as a cult of narcissists each disparate member belongs to their own

A person is like a cat who puts a bell around its own nec… but continues to hunt

Guilty, I’d pled when left for dead for what I had said but as the undead squeezed my bonehead

Did we stop playing the long game because it is the wrong game or is it only the wrong game because we’ve long since stopped p… Or is asking that question more of…

All art’s politi– cal but some art is more re– ligious than others

Smile and the whole world smiles with yo… Laugh and the whole world smiles with yo… Cry

No man is an island but plenty live in abandoned towns