The difference between God and ma… When we get up to our usual shenan… God always says Frankly my dear, I do give a damn
We’re not in control so we try to take control which leaves us feeling out of con… But it’s because anything can happ… that we can do anything
My shampoo is nine– ty nine percent natural, as if that were enough
I grew up listening to Barbara St… You don’t bring me flowers anymore and determined I’d never make that… Ten years into marriage my wife sa… Don’t bring me flowers anymore
The quartermaster is responsible f… and nothing more Some of you will be content to half-ass the rest of it Some of you will be willing to ris…
Paradoxically When you have a one-track mind Your body can go anywhere For your soul to accomplish anythi…
By hook or by crook I do it all by the book
AI is A nobody And I am Nobody’s fool
Having priced myself Out of the market I’ve rebranded as generic
Much like nuclear weapons the whole point of having vacation days is never to use them
They used to pay us A penny for our thoughts But then they realized We would pay them To think for us
Right up until the last revision it said Life, liberty and the hot pursuit…
Nobody remembers how to forgive Because posting on social media Is an act of seeking approval
Imagine all the things They wouldn’t allow If they were invented now Anything fast: No motorcycles
It has taken countless scholars decades of toil to translate Plus ca change, plus c’est la meme chose