There is one reason And one reason alone That God won’t ever give up on yo… You are His job And God loves His job

If you take a hot-blooded child and raise him in a cold-blooded cu… don’t be surprised when you get a lukewarm-blooded vulture

Life isn’t fair But we are all equals In the struggle To stay out of judging others For failing at their struggles–

The dream has always been To build a time machine And go back in time To change the present But some things never change–

History’s first lesson– the ABCs– is that, unless coerced not to people kill the ones they hate History’s second lesson–

Beginner is talking yourself into doing what you are going to do anyway Advanced is talking yourself out of doing

When I got my first honey-do list after the wedding I explained to my bride that I us… until I was bitten by one of the 5… that don’t make webs

The three-body problem For example, the motion of the Mo… As disturbed by the Sun Is insoluble As in unpredictable

Every ego is a God complex And like you I almost had myself convinced that I am who I am

“The week that AI went to scale” was immediately followed by “North America’s UFO weekend” as if all this time the UFOs had been waiting

The older I get the less I pause for effect This is because the clock is ticking and I’d rather not waste my time

The internet is king And every social media post the sw… Screening out anyone who sees in t… The red flag of totalitarianism And only letting through

It’s funny– The more plastic we add to the wor… The less flexible we become As if in making a world of plastic We believe we can bend that world…

The pleasure in a magic show is wondering how the magician did it

The smartest gal in the room Is the one who realizes All the adults in the room Are emotional children Behaving like holy terrors