Life can seem meaningless But I’ve found that Meaning is never lifeless

Hook-up apps have given intimacy all the allure of an oil change

In days gone by we said you can lead a horse to water but you can’t make it drink In these more opportune times it’s widely understood that

Because we are social beings whenever people said they have no… they always meant they have no soc… Real life was social life But now social life is short for

When a woman chooses her mate His first real test Is whether he accepts her dare To propose If he does, we already know her an…

You’ll never convince me that when the sun and moon are out at the same time it isn’t the sun appearing at nigh…

Thinking of happiness as the meaning of life is like thinking of sugar as the meaning of food

Insanity is thinking you can ever get what you want and devoting your life to getting it

Given a choice We prefer A fait accompli

Accustomed to the view from their… the rich had no idea they were fas… a very steep waterfall

Scientists insist that 95% of the… consists of undetectable, unknowab… because this belief makes their ca… Like you and me the little that they do know

My wife is R2-D2 Which, of course Makes me C-3PO She is constantly getting us into… In order to save us from ourselves

Nobody grows up wanting to be a mot– ivational speaker

The difference between God and human beings Is that God gives you what you deserve Which is always what you need

One woman’s sunk cost is another woman’s sunken treasure