Given a choice I’d rather open a restau– rant than my marriage

All self-help books boil down to this: You can’t fold a piece of paper more than 7 times but if you could fold it 103 times

I don’t have any delusions of grandeur; I have delusions of posthumous grandeur that would retroactively nullify

Smile and the whole world smiles with yo… Laugh and the whole world smiles with yo… Cry

When people ask Business or pleasure? I want to say Life’s only pleasure Is unfinished business

People still make all the mistakes but now A.I. does all the learning

What I lack in hygiene I make up for in sleep hygiene

They say Believing that God has a plan for… Is a fantasy But unless you believe in God His plan for you is

By keeping us on screen text messages, direct messages, et… are always mixed messages of the Trust, but verify

Life is short because God knows to leave us wanting more

This is the stage in history where we all give constructive cri… to the demolition crew

The difference between Mother Nature and God the Father is that the former doesn’t suffer fools gladly while the latter

During the lockdown you were still technically allowed to exercise outdoors but I rigged up

In the act of creating new life men presage their relationship with death

You know a hipster is aging gracef… When he comes to see that Objects in mirror Are closer than they appear