A planning committee’s second most… Is coming up with a plan That everyone can agree to But no one is happy with This sounds strange until you real…
All self-help books boil down to this: You can’t fold a piece of paper more than 7 times but if you could fold it 103 times
We never know what’s in the offing Which is why we’re always on Except on Shabbos When we’re off And then it’s off to the races aga…
Like a fine wine liberalism only rises to the subli… with a good pairing
I have a deep need for love but an even deeper fear of rejecti… and God is both the greatest gamble and the surest thing
My self-care plan includes a cheat day when I get to go to church
He may have gotten away with mass… But at least we didn’t let him Get away with murder
Now that I’m wearing a mask I find myself telling strangers everything
For a long time, the centrists were at the center of attention where the action was But now they find themselves at the center of a hall of mirrors
You keep the peace they get everything else
The US Constitution rules out cruel and unusual punishment but that and a nickel will get you 1% of a cup of coffee now that cruelty is the usual
The opposite of a gun to my head Is a claim on my heart And, claim on my heart I’d say The truth will get you
How can you tell the pseudo-intell… From the overly intellectual? The former will tell you how While the latter will tell you to… But since I can’t tell
People want to get rich because they think money will make them happy People want to stay rich because they know that money
On business trips to Moscow I never wear my three piece suit
