Early on a Friday morning Just before I awakened My rabbi said, in a dream So, this is the way the Torah wor… But before he could explain

Haunted by conflicted feelings in… my therapist and I finally traced… when I preferred Pepsi to Coke and McDonald’s to Burger King but B.K. served Pepsi

The baton is a scroll that says– among other things– The road goes on forever Heaven is

The lower classes are those people who are not allowed to compete To feel good about perpetuating th…

Because bodies make a fart joke of… etiquette used to dictate that whe… passed gas at, e.g., a dinner part… the polite thing to do was to pret… the fart never happened

Everyone looks out for their own f… This is normal But looking out for your own first by dehumanizing the other for looking out for their own firs…

I’m not afraid of rejection– Life is a series of rejections Until you learn that Life goes on I’m afraid of abject humiliation

Right up until the last revision it said Life, liberty and the hot pursuit…

The days of having a cold spell have given way to the era of casting a cold spell

Exhausted by the pendulum swings b… feeling overwhelmed and disappoint… we’ve taken elements from Too much, too soon and

You can spend your life trying to understand why bad things happen to good people only to learn that good people do bad things

When Plan A is not having a plan Plan B is not having an exit strategy

We like to think That the solution to our problems Is coming together As one human family When this whole time

Life’s greatest mystery is how other people could possibly have as little interest in my Spotify playlists