The moment I think It’s beneath me the solid ground collapses into a sinkhole where I remain

Everyone has a gift in life and mine is knowing exactly how much I can bid in a silent auction without winning

I hope to live several decades more making it odd to know so very well what they’ll put

When the dull knives are out and you say all the approved thing… in all the approved ways you have proved the silencing of dissent

Generation X Marks the Spot Where a hex Is an aught But a flex

It is only when you conduct a fearless moral inventory that you will come to fear God because you knew the right thing t… but did the wrong thing anyway

When success is made mandatory for all it becomes impossible for any

I can’t just let go of my past I have to lose a tug of war and get third degree rope burns

In life We all have brushes with death Leaving wounds That either become scars Or beauty marks

In hopes of finally nailing down All the right answers We converted English into math Filtering language through ones an… Making all stories into word probl…

Post-pandemic life is like being a… Who comes home only to find Her parents have replaced Her obviously dead goldfish With a new one

I grew up listening to Barbara St… You don’t bring me flowers anymore and determined I’d never make that… Ten years into marriage my wife sa… Don’t bring me flowers anymore

We’ve all learned to speak interne… Rendering us one people divided By a common language Of zeros and ones Convinced we’ve broken the code

I have two dogs Which means I’m in double trouble I have three daughters Which means

The first half of life: If it ain’t broke Don’t fix it The second half of life: If you can’t fix it