Both my parents were tall and I ended up a shrimp Not coincidentally, my diet has al… largely consisted of pink flamingo… though scientists insist that it’s…
I thought my alarm clock woke me up each day but the day I realized it had always been a false alarm was the day I realized
In a nice turn of phrase Freud called the process by which… The dream work In that process, of course My wishes are fulfilled
Life is defined by failure But you can transcend failure If you die trying
Thesis: I think it through to see it throu… Antithesis: I think it through to see through… Synthesis:
It all clicked for me when I realized that Hebrew School Is a party school
Nothing is Risk-free Except hell
The difference between Being asleep at the wheel And being asleep at the wheel Of a self-driving car Is that in the former
It’s taken me this long to underst… like Pee Wee Herman I meant to do that though I’m still unsure why Because as hard as it’s been
We are all mistaken in locating the black sheep’s diff… in the color of his fleece when the real distinction is that the other members of the flock
When the world is a tsar Insisting: Don’t you dare be who… Take it as a dare and risk the sca…
You may or may not realize it yet But you’re in the army If you do You’ve got your marching orders; It’s up to you to follow them
It’s not a real collection Unless It’s unsatisfying It’s not real money Until
I need the guy who trains your mind so that you can walk barefoot across hot coals to come to my house
She believed me when I said that my life was based on a true story
