I used to have my own opinions then I started sharing them

I don’t give a darn about my bland reputation

For now American democracy such as it is is still getting the people it deserves

I want what you want so I want a cow

When an American marries into a brood of Scots it’s a matter of when and not if we overdo it with the family tarta…

When the highly educated play dumb and you are dragooned into spelling it out for them know that their obtuse dissembling bespeaks regression to the oral st…

I am a story I tell myself The story is a cover-up The cover-up is always worse than… The crime is merely the will to po… The cover-up is giving away my pow…

Liberalism without religion is lik… dining at an all-you-can-eat buffe… There’s plenty of everything but everything is so-so Religion without liberalism is lik…

A leader attracts a following The following attracts a crowd The crowd mobs the leader The leader forms a mob The mob goes mental

No one can describe exactly What it was like When God spoke directly to all 2… At Mt. Sinai Because it was the only time

When you have to be rich just to be middle class what do you have to do to be rich? That’s what they call a good quest… And since you have no choice

My wife is a lot like God If God weren’t perfect Like Him, she’s my toughest criti… But also my fiercest champion

It’s not that we are past The point of no return But that we the people Have invested our life savings In scorn for our neighbor

The sixth extinction was hardest of all on the balloon animal artists

Now that everyone else is also holier than thou Our far left raised the stakes becoming holier than Mao With slogans of piffle